Blonde Moment

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.

‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.

‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’

‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’

‘So then?’ asked the doctor.

‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’

‘So then?’

‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

Hat tip: Joe of Cranky Old Man
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  48 comments for “Blonde Moment

  1. March 17, 2015 at 5:28 am

    Silly Blonde person. Happy St. Patrick's day to you too Sandee, and Zane and Little Bit too.

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:41 pm

      Blondes are just so much fun. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and your critters Marg. πŸ™‚

  2. March 17, 2015 at 5:37 am

    Haha. Bless her heart.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:44 pm

      Yes, bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  3. March 17, 2015 at 5:54 am

    That blonde must be Irish. ( just for today, and the rest of the days she'll be just
    blonde ) Ha,ha,ha. Have a great St. Patrick Tuesday Sandee.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:45 pm

      Well she's Irish at least for today. You have a great St. Patrick's Day too Paul. πŸ™‚

  4. March 17, 2015 at 7:29 am

    bwa hahahah She's an air head huh?silly silly Cheers!

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:45 pm

      Yes, she's an airhead. Bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  5. March 17, 2015 at 7:31 am

    Shoot 'em where they ain't.

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:45 pm

      Pretty much sizes this up doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  6. March 17, 2015 at 8:25 am

    LOL you can't get any more blonder than that can you, although she was right saying it would be loud LOL

    Have a bangtastic day Sandee :-h

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:46 pm

      That was the only thing she was right about too Steve. πŸ™‚

  7. March 17, 2015 at 8:35 am

    Some people :-SS

    Have a great St. Patrick's Day!
    I would enjoy being on a boat with a good book πŸ˜€

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:46 pm

      Yes, some people.

      Have a great St. Patrick's Day too.

      Being on our boat is more than wonderful. πŸ™‚

  8. March 17, 2015 at 8:43 am

    I'm thinking of a comment Al makes quite often… if he/she had a brain sh/she would take it out and play with it. Bless his/her heart.

    big hugs xoxo

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:47 pm

      I remember that saying. I've used it a time or two myself. πŸ™‚

  9. March 17, 2015 at 9:00 am

    It is very obvious that the blonde has not attached any value to her ears.. But how about fingers…?
    Have a great day!

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:47 pm

      Nothing between those ears at all. πŸ™‚

  10. March 17, 2015 at 9:07 am

    If i was blonde I would be offended. Assuming I understood.

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:47 pm

      I am blonde and I'm not offended. I love blonde jokes. πŸ™‚

  11. March 17, 2015 at 9:14 am

    Heeheehee! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:48 pm

      Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too. πŸ™‚

  12. March 17, 2015 at 9:14 am

    =))

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:48 pm

      πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  13. March 17, 2015 at 9:33 am

    hahahahah That is funny!

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:49 pm

      I thought so too Rose. πŸ™‚

  14. March 17, 2015 at 10:53 am

    lol!! Have a great day and Happy St.Patrick's Day! xoxo

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:49 pm

      You have a great day and a Happy St. Patrick's Day too. xoxo πŸ™‚

  15. March 17, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Silly girl. She should have used that money to take a trip to the Caribbean and visit the No Brains Atoll.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours.

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:50 pm

      That would have been a much better plan indeed.

      Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours too. πŸ™‚

  16. March 17, 2015 at 11:08 am

    She surely knows how she wanted to die. Quietly. πŸ˜›
    Haha. Thanks for the laugh.

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:50 pm

      Yes, quietly. πŸ™‚

  17. Jim
    March 17, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sandee!!! πŸ™‚ I'm still smiling!
    Poor lady. But then, aren't you glad you aren't blonde. They have lots of problems.
    ..

    • March 17, 2015 at 12:51 pm

      I am blonde and I love all the jokes.

      Happy St. Patrick's day to you and Mrs. Jim. πŸ™‚

  18. March 17, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    HEY–I'm a blonde! Someone pointed out that all dumb blonde jokes insult women not men. What about the dumb blond males?! I'm not really blonde, so these jokes don't bother me.

    • March 17, 2015 at 4:40 pm

      I'm blonde too Stephanie, but not a real blonde. πŸ™‚

  19. March 17, 2015 at 1:46 pm

    This is a new one I hadn't heard before! Poor dumb, rich, lucky lady πŸ™‚

    • March 17, 2015 at 4:40 pm

      Yep, she's poor, dumb, rich and lucky. πŸ™‚

  20. March 17, 2015 at 2:11 pm

    well just think if she hadn't stopped that bullet with her finger it might have hit someone else then she would be facing attempted murder charges πŸ™‚

    • March 17, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      You've a point here. Some folks should be allowed to handle firearms. πŸ™‚

  21. March 17, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    Poor blonde headed woman, we sure get a lot of good jokes at their expense. LOL

    • March 17, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      We sure do and it's great fun. πŸ™‚

  22. March 17, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    LOL! And what's it say about me that I tried to take a drink while reading this? Yeah, not smart but I did stop myself in time. Phew!

    Hope you're enjoying a sunny day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    • March 17, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      I know this gal. I really do. She's just this ditzy too.

      We are indeed enjoying our sunny day. Scritches to Angel and Isabella. πŸ™‚

  23. March 20, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    This was the height of "blond" humor. Fun!!
    Blessings dear. Catherine xoxo

    • March 21, 2015 at 7:41 am

      Yep, this one is over the top. Blessings back Catherine. πŸ™‚

  24. March 22, 2015 at 12:09 am

    LOL Can't shoot what ya ain't got

  25. MNL
    June 23, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    laughing.

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