Silly Sunday

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The Traffic Stop:

A cop pulls over a car and asks the driver, “Do you know how fast you were going?”.

“Well officer, I thought I was OK but I guess I let the speed get away from me.

The driver’s wife in the passenger seat piped in “He always drives 25 to 30 mph over the limit”.

“Shut up you battleaxe, are you trying to get me arrested?”/

The cop says “you weren’t wearing your seat belt”.

“I took it off when you pulled me over”.

“He never wears it”.

“Shut up you witch”.

“Let me see your license and registration”.

“I must have left my wallet at home”.

“No, you didn’t, your license is suspended”.

“Shut up you ugly bat”.

The cop walks around to the passenger window and asks the wife, “does he always treat you this poorly?”

“No, officer, only when he’s drunk”.

Hat tip: Kismit of Kylascott

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. Tony McGurk
4. Agent 54
5. bethere2day
6. Blogitudes
7. messymimi
8. Awww Mondays
9. Cranky
10. fishducky
11. Cruisin’ Paul
12. Woodsterman
13. Jason Salas
14. Skunkfeathers
15. Ann
16. Barb
17. Margs Animals
18. Abelle
19. Traveling Bells
20. Cody
21. Kathe W.
22. Pam
23. Mail4Rosey
24. Cube
25. Jean R.
26. Stephanie
27. Katherine
28. Binky
29. Rhonda

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  49 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. March 15, 2015 at 12:13 am

    Someone's going away for 20 years.

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:03 pm

      He'll probably be much happier in jail. πŸ™‚

  2. March 15, 2015 at 12:49 am

    Always be nice to wives. They sure know how to return bad karma

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:03 pm

      Yep, he's probably been very mean to her too for her to act like that. πŸ™‚

  3. March 15, 2015 at 1:43 am

    LMAO you could never tell her a secret could you haha!

    Have a sshhtastic day Sandee :-h

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:04 pm

      Nope, don't tell her anything you don't want everyone else to know. πŸ™‚

  4. Ann
    March 15, 2015 at 2:04 am

    I suppose he'll be charged with a DWIIW (driving while intoxicated and insulting wife)

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:04 pm

      Probably Ann. πŸ™‚

  5. March 15, 2015 at 3:47 am

    Well, with friends like that… bahahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:04 pm

      Looks like they are a match made in heaven if you ask me. πŸ™‚

  6. March 15, 2015 at 5:23 am

    Too darn funny. That is hysterical. 'Only when he is drunk'. Sandee, you have a fantastic day along with Zane and Little Bit.

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:04 pm

      I thought it was funny too Marg. Scritches to all the babies. πŸ™‚

  7. March 15, 2015 at 5:29 am

    The wife finally found the best time for revenge. Haha! ;o)

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      Yes she did Abelle. πŸ™‚

  8. March 15, 2015 at 5:39 am

    Oooh, she's gonna be in big trouble when he gets out! LOL Good one, Sandee … and I thank you very much for the great laugh this morning! Hope you have a wonderful day! πŸ™‚

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      Big trouble and then some. You have a wonderful day too honey. πŸ™‚

  9. March 15, 2015 at 5:53 am

    Bad boy but bad girl also. Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee and wish Zane a great Sunday too. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      I think they belong together. Yes I do. You have a great Sunday too Paul. Mary Lou too. πŸ™‚

  10. March 15, 2015 at 5:54 am

    Revenge is mine, said the wife! Haha.

    Big Sunday hugs, honey…

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      And boy did she get her revenge. πŸ™‚

  11. March 15, 2015 at 6:52 am

    Heeheehee! He's gonna get it now!

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      Yep, I'm afraid so. πŸ™‚

  12. March 15, 2015 at 7:40 am

    The gifts keep coming!

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      And coming, and coming. πŸ™‚

  13. March 15, 2015 at 8:38 am

    OMG!!! lol

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      Exactly Caren. πŸ™‚

  14. March 15, 2015 at 8:46 am

    bwa hahah throw him in the slammer! Have a great Sunday!

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      That's probably where he ended up too. πŸ™‚

  15. March 15, 2015 at 9:01 am

    That wife needs to know when to shut up. I am sure he will enjoy his time away from her. Have a great day Sandie.

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      I think they will both enjoy their time away from each other. Sounds like they are both well matched. πŸ™‚

  16. March 15, 2015 at 10:07 am

    That's why they add 'for better or for worse' in the marriage vows. πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:08 pm

      Looks like both of them are working on the worse part of that equation. πŸ™‚

    • March 16, 2015 at 10:07 am

      It's good to have something in common with your spouse. hehehehe

    • March 16, 2015 at 10:14 am

      And they do too Rose. πŸ™‚

  17. March 15, 2015 at 11:55 am

    My comment didn't show up? Was it something I did?

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:08 pm

      I don't know. I'm sorry your comment vanished. πŸ™‚

  18. March 15, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    Probably ripped from the pages of an actually report on a traffic stop. LOL

    • March 15, 2015 at 12:38 pm

      Very well could be. There are a lot of unhappy couples out there. πŸ™‚

  19. March 15, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Why isn't she driving???

    • March 15, 2015 at 6:08 pm

      He probably wouldn't let her. I don't know Jason. πŸ™‚

  20. March 15, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    LOL oops…looks like she's going to be driving home alone. And having to put together some bail money.

    • March 16, 2015 at 7:53 am

      I'm betting they will be happy apart. Just a feeling. πŸ™‚

  21. March 15, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    Ha ha ha he is OHHHHHHH so busted!!!!!

    • March 16, 2015 at 7:53 am

      Well they do deserve each other. πŸ™‚

  22. March 16, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    So much for a wife not testifying against her husband.

    • March 16, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      Well, they can both take a well needed break from each other. πŸ™‚

  23. March 16, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    Don't know which one of them I feel for more.

    • March 17, 2015 at 7:04 am

      They are a match made in heaven Rhona. πŸ™‚

  24. MNL
    June 1, 2018 at 4:35 am

    lol, shakes my head. She certainly doesn’t believe in the right to remain silent.

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