Traffic Stop

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”

The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”

The woman gave the officer her license.

The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: The Good Men Project

  49 comments for “Traffic Stop

  1. March 10, 2015 at 2:52 am

    bahahaha!! Al just got new hearing aids. Sometimes what he *thinks* he heard is hysterical!

    big hugs xoxo

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:03 am

      Hubby is inching closer to hearing aids too. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  2. March 10, 2015 at 4:16 am

    We enjoy messing with my dad, too, when he refuses to put his hearing aids in. πŸ™‚

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:03 am

      We've got a friend that can't hear anything without his hearing aids and he hates the hearing aids. πŸ™‚

  3. March 10, 2015 at 4:55 am

    Giggling. mean, but funny.

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:03 am

      Well, mean yes, but very funny. πŸ™‚

  4. March 10, 2015 at 5:49 am

    What did you say eh? Thank God at least I have decent hearing. Maybe the rest of me is lousy. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:04 am

      Thanks for letting me recycle your great jokes Paul. πŸ™‚

  5. March 10, 2015 at 5:52 am


    • March 10, 2015 at 9:04 am

      Yep, that's a husband with a great sense of humor. πŸ™‚

  6. March 10, 2015 at 6:31 am

    Oh he's gonna be dead meat! Hahaha. Sometime I ask MM to repeat what he just heard me say. Oh boy…gotta love him…and get him to wear his aids!

    Big hugs, honey..

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:05 am

      It's the getting folks to wear the hearing aids that's the trick. Most hate them. πŸ™‚

  7. March 10, 2015 at 6:44 am

    This is a good reminder to wear those hearing aids let sit on the kitchen table too often.

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:05 am

      Yes it is Jean. πŸ™‚

  8. March 10, 2015 at 6:47 am

    Please use a larger font, I can't always hear you,

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:05 am

      There are a couple of blogs that use the small font and I can't read whatever they have posted. Yes, I'm wearing my glasses. πŸ™‚

  9. March 10, 2015 at 7:37 am

    cool blog…

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:06 am

      Thank you so much. You've a nice blog too. πŸ™‚

  10. March 10, 2015 at 8:32 am

    Good one Sandee. It must be awful to not hear things. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a wonderful day.

    • March 10, 2015 at 9:06 am

      Well, at least you can get rid of the things you don't want to hear. πŸ™‚

  11. March 10, 2015 at 8:37 am


    • March 10, 2015 at 9:06 am

      That's what I said as I didn't see the ending coming at all. πŸ™‚

  12. March 10, 2015 at 10:08 am

    so silly! Have a great day!

    • March 10, 2015 at 10:13 am

      I tend to do a lot of silly Kathe. I just can't help myself. πŸ™‚

  13. March 10, 2015 at 10:28 am

    What a meanie. I can think of a few punch lines for him…

    • March 10, 2015 at 10:29 am

      Yes he's mean, but I still thought it was funny. πŸ™‚

  14. March 10, 2015 at 10:35 am

    LOL My husband needs one but say he doesn't, I talk he hears half of what I say but he refuses to get one, oh well what can we do have a good day

    • March 10, 2015 at 10:43 am

      I can so relate. Hubby doesn't hear half of what I say either. We will just love them, that's what we'll do. πŸ™‚

  15. March 10, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    Oh my!! I feel sometimes like fro mall of the years of screaming and the cacophony in my house I am slightly deaf. Although it may be selective hearing as well πŸ™‚

    • March 10, 2015 at 12:39 pm

      You must have a fun home then. Lots of activity is a good thing and sometimes screaming for fun is awesome. πŸ™‚

  16. March 10, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    she's either going to need some hearing aids or get someone else to do her hearing for her.

    • March 10, 2015 at 1:54 pm

      Yep, he's not doing a very good job is he. πŸ™‚

  17. March 10, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    Hahahaha! Didn't expect that! Thanks for the giggle Sandee! It's only Tuesday but it sure feels like it should be Thursday by now. Very long week!

    Hope you're enjoying your week! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • March 10, 2015 at 6:24 pm

      Well it is tax season so you're extra busy right. April 15 is right around the corner. πŸ™‚

  18. March 10, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    hahaha!! Invest in a very good hearing aid lady!! πŸ˜€

    Busy days for me here but next week will be more relax but I'm making sure I come and visit once in a while πŸ™‚ Enjoy your day my dear friend!

    • March 11, 2015 at 9:48 am

      Yep, she's deaf and then some.

      I hope you have a fabulous week even though you are very busy. πŸ™‚

  19. March 11, 2015 at 12:04 am

    He better be lucky she can't hear well. πŸ˜‰

    • March 11, 2015 at 9:48 am

      If she finds out what he's doing he'll be really sorry. πŸ™‚

  20. March 11, 2015 at 8:16 am


    • March 11, 2015 at 9:48 am

      Yep, it's a funny one. πŸ˜‰

  21. March 11, 2015 at 8:46 am

    That was funny. Thanks for the laugh. My hearing is getting worse and I don't even try to hear some of the conversations in a group.

    • March 11, 2015 at 9:49 am

      Mine too. Some things I just can't make out. πŸ™‚

  22. March 11, 2015 at 10:54 am

    Ha Ha!!! Too funny Sandee. Old people jokes are always a riot
    Scritches to Little Bit

    • March 11, 2015 at 10:59 am

      Yep, nothing better than laughing at ourselves. πŸ™‚

  23. March 11, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    That husband sure knows how to have fun. c-)

    • March 11, 2015 at 1:00 pm

      He does, and I think this is very funny. Very. πŸ™‚

  24. March 11, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    He better hope she didn't hear that!

    • March 11, 2015 at 6:41 pm

      Yes he had better hope she didn't. πŸ™‚

  25. MNL
    May 28, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    uh oh, sometimes people hear fragments, just not the whole thing. He’s in trouble now

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