The Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: The Princess Paradox

  53 comments for “The Blonde

  1. March 7, 2015 at 2:46 am

    LOL he he πŸ™‚

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:45 am

      Blondes are fun aren't they. πŸ™‚

  2. March 7, 2015 at 3:01 am

    LOL can you imagine being called out to her =D>

    Have a blondetastic day Sandee y-)

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:46 am

      I've met people this dumb. πŸ™

  3. March 7, 2015 at 4:25 am

    Silly blonde lady. Some people just can;t help it. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day and Little Bit too.

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:46 am

      No they can't Marg. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  4. March 7, 2015 at 5:12 am

    Oh, brudda! πŸ˜€

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Oh, Brudda is right. πŸ™‚

  5. March 7, 2015 at 5:14 am

    Funny! Blonde jokes never die. They're like zombies roaming the earth.

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Yep, blonde jokes are here to stay. πŸ™‚

  6. March 7, 2015 at 5:52 am

    I love blondes, all of them. My wife and most of my friends are blondes. I'll never stop with the blonde jokes nor redheads, brunettes. I love women. What do you expect, I'm a man. Did I mention that my wife is a blonde woman. Ha,ha,ha. As I said to Bee this morning, I'm a little crazy this morning I guess. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful & funny Saturday Sandee. Say hi to Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:47 am

      I figured out that you like women right away Paul. All women. πŸ™‚

  7. March 7, 2015 at 5:59 am

    She shouldn't fret. Sight unseen, I can tell you that the dog was the smart one of that duo that was sent.

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:48 am

      I think you're right here. πŸ™‚

  8. March 7, 2015 at 7:45 am

    Good one, blonde jokes are always funny πŸ™‚

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:48 am

      Yes, there are so many not so smart blondes. They keep the rest of us entertained. πŸ™‚

  9. March 7, 2015 at 8:46 am

    Oh sheesh please tell me there are not people really this dumb! I know there are, but one can pretend πŸ™‚

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

      There are people this dumb. Lots of them too. πŸ™‚

  10. March 7, 2015 at 9:02 am

    I am a blonde and I always laugh out loud at blonde jokes! Have a great day and Lucy says "Have a meowy nice day!"

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

      And you're not dumb either. You're smart as a whip. πŸ™‚

  11. March 7, 2015 at 9:08 am

    That is too funny. Have a great day, Sandie.

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

      Oh you've been here two days in a row. I'm thrilled. πŸ™‚

  12. March 7, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Have a great day, Sandee!!

    w-)y-)

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:50 am

      You have a great day too Michelle, πŸ™‚

  13. March 7, 2015 at 10:45 am

    Been a while for a good blonde joke.

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:50 am

      Yep, it's been a bit indeed. πŸ™‚

  14. March 7, 2015 at 10:57 am

    Heh heh. OK, I'm a brunette.

    • March 7, 2015 at 11:51 am

      My true color is brown even though I'm more blonde than not. πŸ™‚

  15. March 7, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    I've never dared to go blonde, but I did go auburn for a while. It was a lot of fun. Do you think guys put them in the same category as blondes? πŸ˜‰

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:01 am

      I've been about every color there is and I've had fun with each color. Blondes are blondes and auburn isn't in the same category as blondes. πŸ™‚

  16. March 7, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    If she'd bothered to pay attention, she'd of noticed that the dog was not using a seeing-eye cane…

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:01 am

      I hadn't thought of that, but I'm blonde. πŸ™‚

  17. March 7, 2015 at 3:25 pm

    Heeheehee!

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:02 am

      I actually know people that are this dense. πŸ™‚

  18. Ann
    March 7, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    she shouldn't worry, the K-9 cop can see just fine….lol

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Perhaps she'll figure that out at some point. πŸ™‚

  19. March 7, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    I've ran across those blind cops at times. Good one.

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:03 am

      I've ran across more of the blondes than the blind cops. πŸ™‚

  20. March 7, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Silly lady, lolol

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:03 am

      Yes, bless her heart. πŸ™‚

  21. March 8, 2015 at 6:09 am

    Bless her heart! Hahaha.

    Have a fab weekend, as always!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • March 8, 2015 at 11:04 am

      Yep, that's just what I said to Mail4Rosey. πŸ™‚

  22. March 8, 2015 at 1:07 pm

    omg I sooo needed this today! xoxo

    • March 9, 2015 at 7:11 am

      Yep, I've known folks like this one. Tons of fun to be around. πŸ™‚

  23. March 8, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    Blind is better than blonde.

    • March 9, 2015 at 7:12 am

      Well, I think you're on to something Binky. πŸ™‚

  24. March 8, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    Dear Sandee, This was adorable. xoxo Catherine

    • March 9, 2015 at 7:12 am

      We blondes have to stick together. πŸ™‚

  25. March 9, 2015 at 7:51 am

    All funnyness starts with blonde jokes! They keep us all laughing! To all our blonde friends….Har har har har! Sandee, You're the Greatest!!!

    • March 9, 2015 at 8:23 am

      I've always loved blonde jokes. I don't mind being blonde either. πŸ™‚

  26. March 10, 2015 at 4:30 am

    Yep, I am still a fan of blonde jokes.

    • March 10, 2015 at 8:06 am

      Me too Rhonda. I've loved them all my life. πŸ™‚

  27. MNL
    April 28, 2018 at 2:26 am

    laughing.

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