The Lifeguard

The lifeguard told a mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

“Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.”

“Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board?

Have a happy weekend.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Answers Bag

  48 comments for “The Lifeguard

  1. February 28, 2015 at 2:55 am

    LOL the kid has style c-)

    Have a tanfastical day Sandee :-h

  2. February 28, 2015 at 5:17 am

    I just love that joke. I bet there was a little girl right under the diving board that he liked. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee and say hi to Zane and Little Bit from me. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. It all works out. 🙂

  3. February 28, 2015 at 5:31 am

    Oh, yuck! But I can sure get a visual of a little boy doing that. I used to go to a YMCA pool that they'd make us get out of ever so often so they could scoop out the poop. I quit going.

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      I've never been to a community pool for this very reason. 🙂

  4. February 28, 2015 at 5:32 am

    Kids will be kids. Bet he thought that was such a cool thing to do. Too funny. Have a great day Sandee, Zane and Little Bit too.

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      Well, at least one person was having a great time. 🙂

  5. February 28, 2015 at 6:10 am

    I poop anywhere.

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      I know you do and nobody minds one bit. 🙂

  6. February 28, 2015 at 7:04 am

    yep- that's a bit much…..boys will be boys….especially when it comes to creative peeing.

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      Yep, I know all about their creative peeing. I raised a son. 🙂

  7. February 28, 2015 at 7:28 am

    I can so imagine that being one of my grandsons! Hahaha. They definitely know better. Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      Yep, my son would do stuff like this and then laugh his behind off. 🙂

  8. February 28, 2015 at 9:11 am

    That's why, growing up with a pool in the back yard, we also had an outdoor loo! Heeheehee! What kids will try!

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:28 pm

      Yep, that's about the way it goes alright. 🙂

  9. February 28, 2015 at 10:17 am

    Haha. Kids. Happy weekend!

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:31 pm

      Kids can give you gray hair and then some. 🙂

  10. February 28, 2015 at 10:34 am

    That is a good one, sunshine here today, hope you have a great weekend 🙂

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:31 pm

      Glad you're not getting bombarded with hail today. 🙂

  11. February 28, 2015 at 11:27 am

    One time and I never hear the end of it!

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:31 pm

      Bwahahahahahahaha. You're something else Joe. 🙂

  12. February 28, 2015 at 12:09 pm

    They say you've got to stand out and be different. 🙂 😀

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:32 pm

      And this guy sure did stand out. 🙂

  13. Ann
    February 28, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    when a boys gotta go he can't take time out to run to a bathroom. I remember that all too well from when my son was little

    • February 28, 2015 at 12:32 pm

      Me too Ann, me too. 🙂

  14. February 28, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Better in the pool and not the bath tub—–but then bathing in others pee is not my cup of tea. My friend in Arkansas has a hot tub and has told all the kids that use it that it's been treated and if they pee in it the water will turn red. So far no red water, oops doesn't tell us a thing!

    • February 28, 2015 at 5:00 pm

      Yep, that is one that many adults use to keep the kids from peeing in a pool or hot tub. I'm not sure it works, but why not try. 🙂

  15. February 28, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    OMG TOO FUNNY! I lifeguarded allll through college so I TOTALLY appreciated this!

    • March 1, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      I've seen little ones do just this and not think a thing about it. 🙂

  16. February 28, 2015 at 10:24 pm

    Ack. Brothers… I grew up with 4 of 'em. Ack.

    big hugs xoxo

    • March 1, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      Well, they can be gross can't they. They don't think they are being gross though. 😉

  17. March 1, 2015 at 10:46 am

    Ewww, gross! Please oh please let's hope my children NEVER do that!!

    • March 1, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      We can hope can't we. I know my son did. 🙂

  18. March 1, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    Some people are showoffs.

    • March 2, 2015 at 8:37 am

      This is so true Binky. 🙂

  19. March 1, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    This one hits a little too close to home for me to find it amusing. 😉

    • March 2, 2015 at 8:38 am

      Yep, I know about raising boys too. 🙂

  20. March 1, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    It was an easy target for me … C-)

    • March 2, 2015 at 8:38 am

      Of course it was Odie. 🙂

  21. March 1, 2015 at 10:22 pm

    Higher peeing = Bigger splash

  22. March 2, 2015 at 2:42 am

    That kid!!! hahahahaha! …the lifeguard has to understand.

    • March 2, 2015 at 8:38 am

      I'm sure the lifeguard does. 🙂

  23. March 3, 2015 at 9:16 am

    From the diving board? OK, that's a brat. When we became pool owners we were let into a little known secret… when an animal or a small child is introduced into a pool, they can't help but eliminate the contents of their bladder. Not to worry, we have products on hand to deal with the problem.

    • March 3, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      Yep, he's a brat and I'm sure his parents don't even know. 🙁

  24. March 4, 2015 at 8:23 am

    hehehehehehehehe! Boys will be boys!
    Have a wonderful Wednesday!
    Your TX furiends,
    Samantha & Mom

  25. MNL
    April 8, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    cracking up. I wasn’t expecting the diving board, lol.

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