Bill and the Prostitute

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: “Fifty dollars!” He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: “Five!” She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she want not come down on her price. “Fifty!” she shouts and Bill answers her: “Five!” No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells: “See what you get for five dollars!”

Okay, don’t get all riled up. I don’t want to see another Bush or Clinton in the white house.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Cafe Press

  47 comments for “Bill and the Prostitute

  1. February 26, 2015 at 1:44 am

    but we might you lnow… get another Bush or Clinton, that is. At this point nothing, and I mean nothing whatsoever, would surprise me.

    well, Gracie cuddling up with the boys would. πŸ™‚

    big hugs xoxo

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:43 pm

      Nothing surprises me either. πŸ™

  2. February 26, 2015 at 2:02 am

    LMAO I can just imagine their faces all they needed was to bump into Monica too

    Have a jogtastic say Sandee :-h

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:43 pm

      Well, there was Monica wasn't there and so many others. πŸ™‚

  3. February 26, 2015 at 2:55 am

    LOL -y)

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:44 pm

      It's pitifully funny. πŸ™‚

  4. February 26, 2015 at 4:42 am

    No riling up here. I don't want either of them in charge.

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      I don't think many do. πŸ™‚

  5. February 26, 2015 at 4:44 am

    Now that was a good one. Too funny. Sandee, we sure hope you and Zane and Little Bit all have a great day.

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      And sad too Marg. πŸ™‚

  6. February 26, 2015 at 5:16 am

    Agreed no Hillary or Bush this time around! Perhaps ever again might also be a second best πŸ™‚

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      I agree Jennifer. πŸ™‚

  7. February 26, 2015 at 5:17 am

    Interesting political joke from a Canadian. Oh, that's me. Ha,ha,ha, Have a fantastic Thursday Sandee. Also, I'm glad that you enjoyed my blog yesterday. Today's world has to be very difficult for the police to work in. I think people forget that when they go to work, they may not be going home. As a teacher, I never felt that way. The police are a very special brand of people. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:46 pm

      Yes, I enjoyed your post yesterday Paul. You're a nice man. πŸ™‚

  8. February 26, 2015 at 6:09 am

    I don't really want a Bush or a Clinton again, either, BUT I'd take either one before some of the other yo-yos who might run. Why is it so hard to find politicians with brains? Did you hear about the Representative from Idaho who in a hearing asked if a woman could shallow a tiny camera for gynecology diagnosis.

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:46 pm

      There have always been yo-yos. Always and I doubt that will ever change. πŸ™‚

  9. February 26, 2015 at 6:58 am

    Good one.

    Sorry, it seems that in a country of 400 million people, there is no one qualified to run the country that is not named Bush or Clinton…the Kennedy's have all been killed.

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:47 pm

      It appears that was doesn't it Joe. πŸ™‚

  10. February 26, 2015 at 7:01 am

    I must admit I do miss Bill in a way because of who is in the White House now…………..however I sure don't want him, Hilary or any more Bushies. If we only had some one who had a brain and truly cared about our country…instead of their wacko beliefs and/or what's in it for them ie: their wallet.

    • February 26, 2015 at 1:48 pm

      Yes, that's the part that makes me crazy…their wacko beliefs. πŸ™‚

  11. February 26, 2015 at 7:27 am

    I'm serious. Bring back Grover Cleveland.

    • February 26, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      That would work. He was liked and respected on both sides of the aisle. πŸ™‚

  12. February 26, 2015 at 7:28 am

    My pet rock, Seymour, is thinking about running. I told him he'd need legs first. His typical response: "PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!"

    • February 26, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      I love Seymour. You know that right? πŸ™‚

  13. February 26, 2015 at 9:22 am

    Sorry about the hiccups, but for once I thought best about a too-political comment.

    Anyway, The joke was funny. I agree about no more Clintons and no more Bushes, especially since Jeb is to the left of Hillary on immigration. Let's hope a better candidate survives the ordeal of the primaries.

    • February 26, 2015 at 2:03 pm

      Let's hope indeed. These retreads are getting very dangerous. πŸ™‚

  14. February 26, 2015 at 10:02 am

    Serves him right, cheapskate

    • February 26, 2015 at 2:03 pm

      Bill gets around and I'm sure he's still getting around. πŸ™‚

    • March 1, 2015 at 10:28 pm

      I told this joke at work last Friday & got it wrong. I said George W Bush & Hillary. Nobody noticed my error. I wonder if Bill knows about George & Hillary???

    • March 3, 2015 at 5:32 pm

      Do you think George would touch Hillary? Not likely. πŸ™‚

  15. February 26, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    LOL it's been a while since I've heard a Clinton joke

    • February 26, 2015 at 2:46 pm

      They seem to be showing up again. Probably because of Hillary. πŸ™‚

  16. February 26, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Heeheehee! Yep, i think they both got what they deserved!

    • February 26, 2015 at 4:52 pm

      You're probably right. πŸ™‚

  17. February 26, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Oh is that a good one! I don't want either one to win. We may be voting against, rather than "for" once again. I hate politics!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • February 26, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      I hate politics too. I'm just so tired of seeing the same folks. πŸ™‚

  18. February 26, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    Cute! A retro joke. Or is this seeing into the future, when Hillary is President?!

    • February 26, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      Just say no to Hillary. πŸ™‚

  19. February 26, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    Oh my. Everyone got the short end of the stick on that one, hahaha

    • February 27, 2015 at 11:10 am

      They sure did Rose, they sure did. πŸ™‚

  20. February 26, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    What mail4rosey said, "short end of the stick"! My thought exactly!!!!!!

    • February 27, 2015 at 11:10 am

      Rose nailed it for sure Ron. πŸ™‚

  21. February 27, 2015 at 7:50 am

    Let's hope Hillary doesn't run, much less win, but if she does, could this joke be tailored to her as the one hailing the female prostitute? I've heard the Huma stories. I'm just sayin….

    • February 27, 2015 at 11:10 am

      There are so many jokes about her already. I can't stand her. Phoney. πŸ™‚

  22. February 27, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    I am with you Sandee!! xoxo Catherine

    • February 27, 2015 at 4:57 pm

      I think most of the nation is about in this same place. πŸ™‚

  23. March 3, 2015 at 4:39 pm

    Oh my, that is so rude to poor Hilary, yet somehow so funny. Thanks for the giggles.

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