Silly Sunday

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Pertection

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, ” I got me a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack o’ dem there rubbers gonna cost me?

The pharmacist responds, “A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.”

To which the redneck replies, “TACKS! Gawd a’mighty,………..don’t they stay on by theirself?

Hat tip: Barb

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. JEN
5. Cranky Old Man
6. Cruisin’ Paul
7. messymimi
8. Woodsterman
9. Cranky Old Man
10. Jason Salas
11. Cube
12. Tony McGurk
13. Agent 54
14. Rhonda
15. Jean R.
16. Gibbs
17. Margs Animals
18. Stephanie
19. SuperLux
20. Kismet
21. Ron Russell
22. Caren
23. Kathe W.
24. Mail4Rosey
25. Traveling Bells
26. Empress Bee
27. Katherine
28. Rocks
29. Barb

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  57 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. February 22, 2015 at 12:53 am

    Oh, my gosh, that is funny. Have a great Sunday!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:04 am

      It was kind of naughty too, but I thought is was a hoot. πŸ™‚

  2. February 22, 2015 at 1:24 am

    Ouch. Funny, but ouch.

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:04 am

      Yes, it's an ouch. πŸ™‚

  3. February 22, 2015 at 1:36 am

    OUCH! lmao c-)

    Have a ouchtastic SS Sandee :-h

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:04 am

      You can't fix stupid either Steve. πŸ™‚

  4. Ann
    February 22, 2015 at 1:54 am

    LOL, I almost spit my coffee out across my desk.

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:04 am

      I did the same thing when Barb sent this to me. πŸ™‚

  5. February 22, 2015 at 4:57 am

    That sure sounds like something my neighbor would say. And I agree, Ouch. Sandee, you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit.

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:05 am

      Yep, there are people that are this dense. πŸ™‚

  6. February 22, 2015 at 5:16 am

    I knew that the tax would give me pain but not that much pain. Ouch! Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:05 am

      I hadn't look at it quite like that. Good one Paul. πŸ™‚

  7. February 22, 2015 at 6:13 am

    That one made me smile!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:06 am

      Yep, me too Stephanie. πŸ™‚

  8. February 22, 2015 at 6:15 am

    ROFL!!!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:06 am

      Makes me wonder what kind of woman would want to be with this guy. πŸ™‚

  9. February 22, 2015 at 6:22 am

    Sheesh!!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:07 am

      Yep, I wouldn't go out with this guy either. πŸ™‚

  10. February 22, 2015 at 6:31 am

    People from Oregon or Montana don't get it (no sales tacks there).

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:07 am

      I hadn't thought about the states with no tacks. πŸ™‚

  11. February 22, 2015 at 7:45 am

    Talk about rough sex!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:08 am

      Bwahahahahahaha. Very rough for him. πŸ™‚

  12. February 22, 2015 at 8:16 am

    Sorry, the first Cranky Old Man was posted incorrectly!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:08 am

      I deleted it Joe. Thanks for letting me know. πŸ™‚

  13. February 22, 2015 at 8:42 am

    I prefer the Vel-Cro fixtures.

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:09 am

      Really now. Bwahahahahahaha. πŸ™‚

  14. February 22, 2015 at 8:57 am

    LOL. My youngest is a pharmacy tech. She's going to love this one, too.

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:03 am

      My granddaughter is a pharmacy tech too. Works in a hospital in Sonora, Ca. She loves her job. πŸ™‚

    • February 23, 2015 at 8:03 am

      Small world. My daughter is graduating soon with a public health/hospital administration degree. The pharmacy tech job is just a job with her. She worked in retail for years and doesn't like dealing with the often rude public. Her preference is behind the scenes.

    • February 23, 2015 at 8:23 am

      My granddaughter wants to be a pharmacist. That's her dream. I hope she succeeds. She's sure a hard worker. πŸ™‚

  15. February 22, 2015 at 9:39 am

    Redneck jokes are fine and this is a good one, but to be fair and balanced we need more jokes about "Stupid Tree-huggging Progressives"!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:41 am

      I'll work on that Ron. Excellent idea. πŸ™‚

  16. February 22, 2015 at 9:41 am

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • February 22, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Yep, bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  17. February 22, 2015 at 9:53 am

    oh hahahah good thing he'll be using protection !! This is so silly!

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:24 am

      Perfect for Silly Sunday then. πŸ™‚

  18. February 22, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    You don't want to use tacks anyway. Defeats the whole purpose of the product. πŸ˜‰

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:25 am

      This is true Rose, but he's not the brightest crayon in the box. πŸ™‚

  19. February 22, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    Heeheehee! Let's hope he figures out how to use them! Some people shouldn't have kids!

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:25 am

      You are right, some people should never have kids. πŸ™‚

  20. February 22, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    OMGoodness, didn't see that one coming. Hahaha. Love Bubba.

    Lotsa scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey…

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:26 am

      I love Bubba too honey. I'll take a Bubba anytime. Wait, I've already got my Bubba. πŸ™‚

  21. February 22, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    oh my! roche says tacks are fine with him, he even likes hot glue if there are rhinestones involved.

    smiles, bee
    oxxo

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:27 am

      I know he loves that glue gun. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  22. February 22, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:27 am

      You've summed this up very nicely. πŸ™‚

  23. February 22, 2015 at 11:51 pm

    Nyahahahaha!!! it will surely be a pertection πŸ™‚ haha!

    • February 23, 2015 at 7:27 am

      Exactly Rocks, exactly. πŸ™‚

  24. February 23, 2015 at 10:44 am

    Finally posted something I thought was funny enough for Silly Sunday, and it's a real story. Hope you agree it's worthy of a spot on the linky. (boy, my blog sure has changed over the years).

    • February 23, 2015 at 10:49 am

      You are always welcome to link anything you like. You're the original owner of this fun meme. I've not forgotten that. πŸ™‚

  25. February 24, 2015 at 1:25 am

    Seems everybody enjoyed that one, as I did! bahahahaha!

    Big hugs xoxo

    • February 24, 2015 at 7:22 am

      Yep, glad you sent this to me. It's a knee slapper. πŸ™‚

  26. February 25, 2015 at 9:58 am

    That gets a big BWAHAHAHAHA!!! My eyes are watering…
    Scritches to Little Bit

    • February 25, 2015 at 10:12 am

      It's a good one isn't it. Little Bit says thank you for the scritches. πŸ™‚

  27. June 29, 2015 at 10:09 am

    BWhaaaaaaaaa…..I just had to post on Facebook

    :)) y- w-) d-)

    • June 29, 2015 at 10:14 am

      Well, have at it Michelle. πŸ™‚

  28. MNL
    May 27, 2018 at 12:55 am

    laughing, if he thinks tacks keep condoms on, maybe it’s time he tried celibacy, lol. Not so sure I’d want him passing on his genes.

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