The Female Urologist

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is probably a little different from what you are used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

The old guy obeys and says, “99”.

The doctor says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”.

The old guy obeys and says, ’99’.”

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

The old guy begins, “One, two, three…”

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

Hat tip: My buddy Louise
Image Credit: Zazzle

  38 comments for “The Female Urologist

  1. February 12, 2015 at 2:06 am

    OK. Someone needs to explain it to me because… I don't get it. srsly. I must be old. Or really dumb. Or both.

    big hugs xoxo

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:13 pm

      I'm sure you have gotten this by now. And you aren't dumb. Not one bit. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    February 12, 2015 at 2:23 am

    LOL He may be old but he's not dead

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:14 pm

      Absolutely Ann. Men never forget about this aspect of their lives. πŸ™‚

  3. February 12, 2015 at 2:52 am

    LMAO he was very quick there but slow counting

    Have a 99tastic day Sandee :-h

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:14 pm

      Yep, he knows what's important and what's not. πŸ™‚

  4. February 12, 2015 at 4:26 am

    hahaha some things you never get too old for!!

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:14 pm

      Perhaps some of us women do, but the guys…not so much. πŸ™‚

  5. February 12, 2015 at 5:59 am

    When do I meet thing new doctor? I will soon need a physical for the year and this woman doctor is the one that I want. Ha,ha,ha,
    Have a beautiful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      I hope you can find this woman doctor Paul. Don't tell MaryLou though. πŸ™‚

  6. February 12, 2015 at 6:27 am

    He probably forgot what comes after 87.

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      That could be. πŸ™‚

  7. February 12, 2015 at 6:51 am

    This is a joke by and for a man. LOL

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      Yes it is Jean, yes it is. πŸ™‚

  8. February 12, 2015 at 6:56 am

    I had to go back and see that it was a female doctor…then I laughed.

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:16 pm

      Of course it's a female doctor. It wouldn't be quite the same if it wasn't. πŸ™‚

  9. February 12, 2015 at 7:05 am

    oh hahahah ….he might be old but…….
    Have a splendid day! Skritches to Little Bit!

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:16 pm

      He's not too old for that. πŸ™‚

  10. February 12, 2015 at 7:12 am

    Heh heh. The older I get, the more I know that laughing is the bomb… even laughing about getting older is better than crying about it.

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:16 pm

      You've got that right. Crying about it serves no purpose at all. πŸ™‚

  11. February 12, 2015 at 8:18 am

    That is a very funny and that is one smart Dude. As someone said, there just are somethings that you are not too old for.
    Sandee you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:17 pm

      He's a smart dude for sure Marg. πŸ™‚

  12. February 12, 2015 at 8:41 am

    LOL funny! And in a man's DREAMS.

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:17 pm

      Yes indeed Stephanie. πŸ™‚

  13. February 12, 2015 at 9:50 am

    hehehe!!!! Have a great day!!!

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:17 pm

      I did the same thing. You have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  14. February 12, 2015 at 10:18 am

    Ha Ha!!! Gotta love old guys

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:18 pm

      They never give up Tony, never. πŸ™‚

  15. February 12, 2015 at 10:32 am

    He was old, but not dead, that is for sure. Gotta tell hubby this one. He will love it.

    Big hugs, my friend…

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:18 pm

      I'm sure Dick will appreciate this one. πŸ™‚

  16. February 12, 2015 at 11:05 am

    Hahaha! Not dead. At least not yet! Might need to retake that test in case of an error. Lol!

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:18 pm

      He'll probably need to retake this test more than twice too. πŸ™‚

  17. February 12, 2015 at 11:08 am

    Heeheehee! Wily old guy, isn't he?

    • February 12, 2015 at 12:18 pm

      Very much so. πŸ™‚

  18. February 12, 2015 at 7:21 pm

    That doctor probably knows the trick a nurse once told me. When men get too excited during an exam… Flick it! πŸ™‚

    • February 13, 2015 at 7:45 am

      Bless their hearts and yes I've heard about the flick it. πŸ™‚

  19. February 19, 2015 at 11:42 am

    LOL – old, but not dead yet πŸ™‚

    • February 19, 2015 at 11:44 am

      I don't think men ever get too old. Ever. πŸ™‚

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