Dear Abby

“DEAR ABBY” ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUERIES:

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is learning judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Hat tip: Dave and Linda
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  51 comments for “Dear Abby

  1. February 10, 2015 at 1:37 am

    Nyahahaha!! can't get over that Judo!!! πŸ˜€

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:21 am

      Yep, people can be so dense. πŸ™‚

  2. February 10, 2015 at 1:46 am

    mental pause… isn't THAT the truth. bahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:22 am

      That's what it is too. πŸ™‚

  3. February 10, 2015 at 2:22 am

    Seymour would be happy to answer all of those questions, if Dear Abby passed on them.

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:22 am

      I would love to hear Seymour weigh in on these. πŸ™‚

  4. February 10, 2015 at 2:27 am

    These are great, and Mental Pause is a perfect name for it.

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:22 am

      I thought so too Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  5. February 10, 2015 at 2:50 am

    LOL funny and LOL @ mental pause

    Have a abbytastic day :-h

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:22 am

      Mental pause seems to be a favorite. πŸ™‚

  6. February 10, 2015 at 5:34 am

    Sometimes I wonder about Mental Pause…lol

    Have a great day!

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:23 am

      Me too Michelle. All the time in fact. πŸ™‚

  7. February 10, 2015 at 6:14 am

    I'll bet these are all real. People really are funny even when we don't mean to be. Love the 'mental pause'.

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:23 am

      They are supposed to be real Jean. All us women like the mental pause. πŸ™‚

  8. February 10, 2015 at 6:33 am

    Coming home sober can be a problem for some.

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:23 am

      It sure can Joe. It sure can. πŸ™‚

  9. February 10, 2015 at 7:00 am

    She didn't answer those because she couldn't say in public what she really wanted to say.

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:24 am

      I'm guessing you're right. I sure would have loved to be a fly on the wall to know what she really said. πŸ™‚

  10. February 10, 2015 at 7:17 am

    Hahaha! Those were funny!

    • February 10, 2015 at 7:24 am

      Funny and most are sad too. πŸ™‚

  11. February 10, 2015 at 8:26 am

    Those can't be real. Maybe they're just trying to be funny. People can't be THAT stupid, can they? Yikes!

    • February 10, 2015 at 10:18 am

      They can and are that stupid. Yes indeed. πŸ™‚

  12. February 10, 2015 at 8:35 am

    I've always had my doubts about anyone who goes to a shrink! I suspect most shrinks are somewhat nutty to begin with too!

    • February 10, 2015 at 10:18 am

      Yes, they are Ron. You nailed the shrinks very nicely. πŸ™‚

  13. February 10, 2015 at 11:49 am

    Is her daughter doing the column now? And yes, I'm guessing that woman's son is still crazy if his psychiatrist hasn't fixed him yet!

    • February 10, 2015 at 1:04 pm

      I think so Stephanie. Her name is Amy. I agree about the son too. πŸ™‚

  14. February 10, 2015 at 11:54 am

    Good afternoon Sandee. Sorry for not writing this morning. I've been very busy dealing with my mother's estate. Maybe I need Dear Abby? Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday good friend. I'll be writing my blog tomorrow if no more problems involving the estate pop up. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 10, 2015 at 1:04 pm

      I hope you can get your moms estate finish soon. I know this has been very difficult for you.

      I'll see you tomorrow my friend. πŸ™‚

  15. February 10, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggles Sandee!

    How cute that Little Bit licks her daddy's feets! πŸ™‚ She's a sweetie! Smooches to her!

    • February 10, 2015 at 1:05 pm

      She loves her daddy something awful. Like Isabella loves her daddy. πŸ™‚

  16. February 10, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    That last person, her case is hopeless — doctors won't go to the doctor! Heeheehee!

    • February 10, 2015 at 1:06 pm

      That's very true. I know a few doctors and they are terrible patients and that's if you can get them to see a doctor. πŸ™‚

  17. February 10, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    I am stealing that phrase "mental pause"

    • February 10, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      Go for it honey. You're not the only one. πŸ™‚

  18. February 10, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    That's funny about coming home sober! πŸ™‚

    • February 10, 2015 at 3:16 pm

      It's funny and kind of scary at the same time. πŸ™‚

  19. February 10, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    Maybe the navy guy should invest $50 a week to see a psychiatrist. That should get him out of the navy

    • February 10, 2015 at 3:17 pm

      You have a point here Ann. Excellent idea. πŸ™‚

  20. February 10, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    I can only imagine the kinds of letters she would get. I'm guessing these are the mild ones. πŸ™‚

    • February 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm

      I'm guessing you're right. I'll be there are some that couldn't be printed. πŸ™‚

  21. February 10, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    I think mental pause can be cured by judo.

    • February 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm

      You just might be right Binky. πŸ™‚

  22. February 10, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Dear Sandee, These are fun!! I bet thees are just a few! So funny!!
    That you dear xoxo Catherine

    • February 10, 2015 at 9:25 pm

      I'm sure there are many that never see the light of day and that we couldn't print either. They are fun indeed Catherine. πŸ™‚

    • February 10, 2015 at 11:01 pm

      Too funnny!

    • February 11, 2015 at 7:00 am

      Good to see you Sandi. I hope all is well in your world. πŸ™‚

  23. February 11, 2015 at 8:49 am

    I have had that mental pause a time or two! That's some funny stuff. Love the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • February 11, 2015 at 9:09 am

      Me too honey, me too. Love you. πŸ™‚

  24. February 12, 2015 at 10:14 am

    Mental pause is a classic. I must remember that oneI wonder if crazy animals have mental paws?

    • February 12, 2015 at 11:45 am

      I loved the mental pause. I have that happen to me quite often. πŸ™‚

  25. MNL
    July 7, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Funny! I like the “wanted to see the world”; “how do I get out”. My dad was in the Air Force so we lived in Japan and Okinawa for a few years before settling in America. He retired in Arizona which is how I landed here. For kids, it’s a good life though. Very safe. As kids, we could walk just about anywhere and no one had to worry whether the pool, the library or our friend’s house.

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