The Shopping Trip

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Tobacco Online

  45 comments for “The Shopping Trip

  1. February 3, 2015 at 1:09 am

    bahaha! I've heard it before but it's still funny!

    big hugs hon xoxo

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm

      Me too, and yes it's still funny. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    February 3, 2015 at 2:12 am

    It's an oldie but a goodie. He's a clever man πŸ™‚

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm

      He's clever, but his wife won't think so. πŸ™‚

  3. February 3, 2015 at 2:25 am

    Hahwahhwhahhwhaha Oh that did make me laugh , Big hugs xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm

      Yep, me too. Big hugs back. πŸ™‚

  4. February 3, 2015 at 5:32 am

    That is good one. Payback is always fun. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Payback is great fun indeed. You all have a great day too Marg. πŸ™‚

  5. February 3, 2015 at 6:04 am

    Now isn't that true. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday Sandee. I missed you & Bee a great deal. After I set up my pictures, I'll write my blog, probably tomorrow. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      Can't wait to hear all about your cruise. I missed you too. πŸ™‚

  6. February 3, 2015 at 6:22 am

    Gross but very funny!

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      Gross yes, funny too. πŸ™‚

  7. February 3, 2015 at 6:41 am

    What was it? Tampons…tampons…tum pills…bon bons…buttons…beaters…beer…YES, BEER.

    Don't send a man to the store for anything…except maybe beer.

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      Beer it is. I agree. πŸ™‚

  8. February 3, 2015 at 7:00 am

    tit for tat….
    have a great day!

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      He payed her back very well. πŸ™‚

  9. February 3, 2015 at 7:21 am

    I don't think there will be any rolling in the hay at that house.

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

      Not for a very long time. πŸ™‚

  10. February 3, 2015 at 7:27 am

    bahahaha She'll get him a carton next time. πŸ˜‰

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

      I'm pretty sure you're right. πŸ™‚

  11. February 3, 2015 at 8:04 am

    Men! How are you doing? Hey are you on Facebook?

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm

      He was very clever.

      I'm doing fine and yes I'm on Facebook. πŸ™‚

  12. February 3, 2015 at 9:26 am

    LOL I don't fancy his chances when he gets home

    Have a cheaptastic day Sandee πŸ™‚

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      Zero is about his chances at anything. πŸ™‚

  13. February 3, 2015 at 9:49 am

    Wife will NOT be happy! It's going to be "cold" in that house for a few days. LOL!

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      May be cold for more than a few days. πŸ™‚

  14. February 3, 2015 at 10:15 am

    Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaa!!! Good one Sandee. That would be so funny to do in real life

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      I wouldn't try this with Michelle Tony. πŸ™‚

  15. February 3, 2015 at 10:45 am

    oh hahahah that'll teach HER! I wonder what he will have for dinner tonight?

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      Whatever he fixes is what he'll have for dinner tonight. πŸ™‚

  16. February 3, 2015 at 10:58 am

    No rumpy pumpy for this guy in quite awhile!

    Big hugs from your fave island, honey…WYWH!

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm

      I wish I was there with you honey. πŸ™‚

  17. February 3, 2015 at 11:18 am

    Ay yi yi! He's in trouble!

    Hope you're having a wonderful Tortie Tuesday! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm

      Well, she was pretty awful to him too. πŸ™‚

  18. February 3, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    Hehehe =))

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm

      Yep, I laughed out loud too. πŸ™‚

  19. February 3, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    Heeheehee! Well, turn about is fair play!

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm

      She had this coming. I agree. πŸ™‚

  20. February 3, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    I hope he has a comfy couch.

    • February 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm

      Or doghouse. πŸ™‚

  21. February 3, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    Hahahahaha! Oh my!

    • February 4, 2015 at 7:12 am

      He got her good. πŸ™‚

  22. February 3, 2015 at 7:48 pm

    It's good to make things.

    • February 4, 2015 at 7:12 am

      Rolling his smokes will be far easier than what she needs to do. πŸ™‚

  23. MNL
    March 18, 2018 at 9:49 am

    lol, this one is utterly cracked!

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