Giuseppe

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!”

The priest responded, “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?”

Giuseppe proudly replied, ” I gonna go pick her up.”

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  42 comments for “Giuseppe

  1. January 24, 2015 at 3:30 am

    Saw that one coming. Me thinks 50-75 are not gonna go so good as 25-50.

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:45 pm

      I'm with you on this one Barb. πŸ™‚

  2. January 24, 2015 at 4:04 am

    LOL, I think I'll see if Wade will take me to Hawaii for our next anniversary

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:46 pm

      You crack me up. You could get some rest and be warm too. Take Gibbs of course. πŸ™‚

  3. January 24, 2015 at 5:49 am

    Good one. At least he said he would pick her up. That is a cute one Sandee. You have a great day and Zane and Little Bit too.

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:46 pm

      She may not want to be picked up though. πŸ™‚

  4. January 24, 2015 at 6:03 am

    I'm getting better at these. I actually saw that punch line coming.

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:46 pm

      Yep, that was a pretty easy one to spot. πŸ™‚

  5. January 24, 2015 at 6:38 am

    Why? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:47 pm

      Exactly! My philosophy too. πŸ™‚

  6. January 24, 2015 at 8:46 am

    Heheh! I must be the only one who didn't see it coming LOL

    Have a tanfabulous day Sandee :-h

    • January 24, 2015 at 11:04 am

      Naw, I missed it too.

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:47 pm

      You're pretty sharp Steve. πŸ™‚

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:47 pm

      You're sharp too Joe. πŸ™‚

  7. January 24, 2015 at 10:05 am

    oh hahahah that Giuseppe he's sucha kiddah! Cheers

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      I think he's dead serious Kathe. πŸ™‚

  8. January 24, 2015 at 11:05 am

    Why is ita no as fun withouta the accent.

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      It just isn't. πŸ™‚

  9. January 24, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Bwahahaha. You know when I start reading your stories here I sort of think they're real until I get to the end. Or what do you know? Maybe they really do happen. πŸ˜›

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      They are all old jokes my friend. πŸ™‚

  10. January 24, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    This is hilarious…Laughing…Happy Saturday Sandee!

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm

      Happy Saturday to you too honey. Big hugs. β™₯β™₯β™₯

  11. January 24, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    Good one! She may not come back, and that is probably OK too.

    Sure wish you and Zane could join us for dinner tonight with the Empress…and OCD!

    Scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey…

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm

      I would probably stay too. Why come back.

      I wish we could join you for dinner too honey. Love you. πŸ™‚

  12. January 24, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    JUST 25 YEARS OF BLISS—–TAKE YOUR PICK ON THE FIRST 25 OR THE LAST!

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:50 pm

      I think they both have a good thing going. Why mess it up. πŸ™‚

  13. January 24, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Heeheehee! He's a smart cookie!

    • January 24, 2015 at 5:50 pm

      So is she honey, so is she. πŸ™‚

  14. January 24, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    Hehehehehehehe!! We love your blog Sandee even though we have been gone a lot! Mom say she will tell me the Jokes so I can get them too!
    Your TX furiends,
    Samantha & Mom

    • January 24, 2015 at 6:08 pm

      You're always welcome. I put you in my feeder so I can visit more often. πŸ™‚

  15. January 24, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    Well, unlike some others, I never saw that one coming. πŸ™‚

    • January 25, 2015 at 7:20 am

      I did, but I'm old. I think we just know when we've been married for so long. πŸ™‚

  16. January 25, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Well it was good while it lasted.

    • January 26, 2015 at 4:18 pm

      She may not want to come back either. I don't think I would after all that time. πŸ™‚

  17. January 25, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    He's a model husband. I wonder if Michelle would like Italy???

    • January 26, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      I don't think you'd want to be without Michelle. I'm sure she'd like Italy though. πŸ™‚

    • January 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm

      Definitely not, we're best friends

    • January 29, 2015 at 10:51 am

      Yep, I know that the two of you are best friends. Like hubby and I. πŸ™‚

  18. January 28, 2015 at 8:59 am

    Gone but not forgotten. Never had a serious problem with either! They were great.

    • January 29, 2015 at 10:52 am

      I know some married folks that would be far better off being in different places for 25 years. πŸ™‚

  19. January 29, 2015 at 3:46 am

    LOL – left her there for 25 years.

    • January 29, 2015 at 10:52 am

      Yep, he's happy and I'm guessing she is too. πŸ™‚

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