Chevy Avalanche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck???!!!”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” they said.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don”t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my Goodness!,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what”s going on.” So the boy”s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn’t intend to come back).

He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.”

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  55 comments for “Chevy Avalanche

  1. January 22, 2015 at 2:48 am

    LMAO and what a smart lady

    Have a fabtastic day Sandee :-h

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:24 pm

      Yep, she didn't miss a beat either. Hope that $15.00 helps. πŸ™‚

  2. January 22, 2015 at 4:01 am

    bahahahaha! I wonder if she has anything else she needs to sell for him?

    big hugs xoxo

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:24 pm

      I doubt it now. Just saying. πŸ™‚

  3. January 22, 2015 at 5:00 am

    Lucky boy, idiot husband, revengeful wife confused parents. True life I what say. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin' Paul

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:25 pm

      Revengeful wife is appropriate. She did a good thing. πŸ™‚

  4. January 22, 2015 at 5:31 am

    What a great story.That was one smart woman. Sandee, you have a great day.

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:25 pm

      She only did what he asked her to do. πŸ™‚

  5. January 22, 2015 at 5:48 am

    Best revenge!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:25 pm

      Yep, I would have done this too if I'd thought of it. πŸ™‚

  6. January 22, 2015 at 5:50 am

    An excellent way to deal with the situations! Heeheehee!

  7. January 22, 2015 at 6:10 am

    LOL Smart gal!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm

      Very smart gal. πŸ™‚

  8. January 22, 2015 at 6:11 am

    Yeah baby! Revenge is sweet,

    Big hugs, honey…

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm

      It can be at times can't it. πŸ™‚

  9. January 22, 2015 at 7:00 am

    Ah, a woman scorned … c-)

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm

      That was a very big scorn. πŸ™‚

  10. January 22, 2015 at 7:07 am

    He can get her back because she didn't charge sales tax.

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm

      I doubt there will be much more contact now. πŸ™‚

  11. January 22, 2015 at 7:17 am

    Smart lady, lucky kid.

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm

      Smart lady and a very lucky kid. πŸ™‚

  12. January 22, 2015 at 7:22 am

    NEVER under estimate the value of being in the right place at the right time!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm

      That is key my friend. That is key. πŸ™‚

  13. January 22, 2015 at 7:57 am

    Ha ha ha That's a good one :))

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm

      It made me chuckle. πŸ™‚

  14. January 22, 2015 at 8:28 am

    bwa hahahah excellent!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:28 pm

      Sweet revenge may not be right, but sometimes it feels ever so good. πŸ™‚

  15. January 22, 2015 at 8:53 am

    Ouch!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:28 pm

      Yes, all his hard earned money went up in smoke. πŸ™‚

  16. January 22, 2015 at 9:26 am

    That husband had a lot of noive to ask for her help. I think the selling price was too high. πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:28 pm

      That was a lot of nerve indeed. I loved it. πŸ™‚

  17. January 22, 2015 at 9:55 am

    Serves him right! LOL Love this, Sandee. Thanks for the excellent laugh and i hope you have a marvelous day. πŸ™‚

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:29 pm

      Yep, sometimes things just work out. πŸ™‚

  18. January 22, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Sounds like she charged $15 tii too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:29 pm

      Well, she only did what he asked her to do and she thought $15.00 was a fair price. πŸ™‚

  19. January 22, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    Well that was quite nice of her to send him the money πŸ™‚

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:30 pm

      Well it wouldn't have been as sweet if she hadn't sent him the $15.00 now would it. πŸ™‚

  20. January 22, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    LOL. That'll show him!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:30 pm

      It sure did show him. πŸ™‚

  21. January 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    Payback is a real Bit## D-) :)) :-h

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:30 pm

      It is indeed Mike.

      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday to you,β™ͺβ™ͺ
      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday to you,β™ͺβ™ͺ
      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday Dear Mike,β™ͺβ™ͺ
      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday to you.β™ͺβ™ͺ

  22. January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm

    LOL funny! Hope you had a great day!
    Big Hugs!
    Lydia

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:31 pm

      I thought it was funny too Lydia. Have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  23. January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    Well I guess the husband won't be going too far on that money.

    • January 22, 2015 at 6:02 pm

      In Hawaii it doesn't go very far at all. πŸ™‚

  24. January 22, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    I thought it might be something like that ha ha ha! Good for her!!!!!!!!

    • January 23, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      Good for her and for the kid too. πŸ™‚

  25. January 22, 2015 at 10:44 pm

    Hi Sandee!
    Happy New Year… thanks for thinking about us and dropping us a note. We have been.. out there.. LOL! and moved on to other things for a while. Perhaps we'll blog again someday… Hope everyone and everything is fantastic on your side of the world.

    *HUGS* thank you for thinking about us.
    Anny + Dommy

    • January 23, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      As long as you're okay then all is good. I'm glad you and Dommy are hanging in there. Hugs back. πŸ™‚

  26. January 23, 2015 at 7:13 am

    Helll hath no fury…

    • January 23, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      That's what they say Jason. πŸ™‚

  27. January 25, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    She who laughs last…

    • January 26, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      And the wife and the kid are both laughing. πŸ™‚

  28. MNL
    March 12, 2018 at 5:08 am

    cracked me up!

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