Chevy Avalanche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck???!!!”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” they said.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don”t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my Goodness!,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what”s going on.” So the boy”s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn’t intend to come back).

He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.”

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  55 comments for “Chevy Avalanche

  1. January 22, 2015 2:48 am at 2:48 am

    LMAO and what a smart lady

    Have a fabtastic day Sandee :-h

    • January 22, 2015 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm

      Yep, she didn't miss a beat either. Hope that $15.00 helps. πŸ™‚

  2. January 22, 2015 4:01 am at 4:01 am

    bahahahaha! I wonder if she has anything else she needs to sell for him?

    big hugs xoxo

    • January 22, 2015 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm

      I doubt it now. Just saying. πŸ™‚

  3. January 22, 2015 5:00 am at 5:00 am

    Lucky boy, idiot husband, revengeful wife confused parents. True life I what say. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin' Paul

    • January 22, 2015 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm

      Revengeful wife is appropriate. She did a good thing. πŸ™‚

  4. January 22, 2015 5:31 am at 5:31 am

    What a great story.That was one smart woman. Sandee, you have a great day.

    • January 22, 2015 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm

      She only did what he asked her to do. πŸ™‚

  5. January 22, 2015 5:48 am at 5:48 am

    Best revenge!

    • January 22, 2015 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm

      Yep, I would have done this too if I'd thought of it. πŸ™‚

  6. January 22, 2015 5:50 am at 5:50 am

    An excellent way to deal with the situations! Heeheehee!

    • January 22, 2015 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm

      Yes indeed. πŸ™‚

  7. January 22, 2015 6:10 am at 6:10 am

    LOL Smart gal!

    • January 22, 2015 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm

      Very smart gal. πŸ™‚

  8. January 22, 2015 6:11 am at 6:11 am

    Yeah baby! Revenge is sweet,

    Big hugs, honey…

    • January 22, 2015 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm

      It can be at times can't it. πŸ™‚

  9. January 22, 2015 7:00 am at 7:00 am

    Ah, a woman scorned … c-)

    • January 22, 2015 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm

      That was a very big scorn. πŸ™‚

  10. January 22, 2015 7:07 am at 7:07 am

    He can get her back because she didn't charge sales tax.

    • January 22, 2015 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm

      I doubt there will be much more contact now. πŸ™‚

  11. January 22, 2015 7:17 am at 7:17 am

    Smart lady, lucky kid.

    • January 22, 2015 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm

      Smart lady and a very lucky kid. πŸ™‚

  12. January 22, 2015 7:22 am at 7:22 am

    NEVER under estimate the value of being in the right place at the right time!

    • January 22, 2015 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm

      That is key my friend. That is key. πŸ™‚

  13. January 22, 2015 7:57 am at 7:57 am

    Ha ha ha That's a good one :))

    • January 22, 2015 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm

      It made me chuckle. πŸ™‚

  14. January 22, 2015 8:28 am at 8:28 am

    bwa hahahah excellent!

    • January 22, 2015 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm

      Sweet revenge may not be right, but sometimes it feels ever so good. πŸ™‚

  15. January 22, 2015 8:53 am at 8:53 am

    Ouch!

    • January 22, 2015 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm

      Yes, all his hard earned money went up in smoke. πŸ™‚

  16. January 22, 2015 9:26 am at 9:26 am

    That husband had a lot of noive to ask for her help. I think the selling price was too high. πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚

    • January 22, 2015 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm

      That was a lot of nerve indeed. I loved it. πŸ™‚

  17. January 22, 2015 9:55 am at 9:55 am

    Serves him right! LOL Love this, Sandee. Thanks for the excellent laugh and i hope you have a marvelous day. πŸ™‚

    • January 22, 2015 5:29 pm at 5:29 pm

      Yep, sometimes things just work out. πŸ™‚

  18. January 22, 2015 12:30 pm at 12:30 pm

    Sounds like she charged $15 tii too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • January 22, 2015 5:29 pm at 5:29 pm

      Well, she only did what he asked her to do and she thought $15.00 was a fair price. πŸ™‚

  19. January 22, 2015 1:42 pm at 1:42 pm

    Well that was quite nice of her to send him the money πŸ™‚

    • January 22, 2015 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm

      Well it wouldn't have been as sweet if she hadn't sent him the $15.00 now would it. πŸ™‚

  20. January 22, 2015 2:49 pm at 2:49 pm

    LOL. That'll show him!

    • January 22, 2015 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm

      It sure did show him. πŸ™‚

  21. January 22, 2015 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm

    Payback is a real Bit## D-) :)) :-h

    • January 22, 2015 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm

      It is indeed Mike.

      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday to you,β™ͺβ™ͺ
      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday to you,β™ͺβ™ͺ
      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday Dear Mike,β™ͺβ™ͺ
      β™ͺβ™ͺHappy Birthday to you.β™ͺβ™ͺ

  22. January 22, 2015 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm

    LOL funny! Hope you had a great day!
    Big Hugs!
    Lydia

    • January 22, 2015 5:31 pm at 5:31 pm

      I thought it was funny too Lydia. Have a great day too. πŸ™‚

  23. January 22, 2015 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm

    Well I guess the husband won't be going too far on that money.

    • January 22, 2015 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm

      In Hawaii it doesn't go very far at all. πŸ™‚

  24. January 22, 2015 6:29 pm at 6:29 pm

    I thought it might be something like that ha ha ha! Good for her!!!!!!!!

    • January 23, 2015 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm

      Good for her and for the kid too. πŸ™‚

  25. January 22, 2015 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm

    Hi Sandee!
    Happy New Year… thanks for thinking about us and dropping us a note. We have been.. out there.. LOL! and moved on to other things for a while. Perhaps we'll blog again someday… Hope everyone and everything is fantastic on your side of the world.

    *HUGS* thank you for thinking about us.
    Anny + Dommy

    • January 23, 2015 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm

      As long as you're okay then all is good. I'm glad you and Dommy are hanging in there. Hugs back. πŸ™‚

  26. January 23, 2015 7:13 am at 7:13 am

    Helll hath no fury…

    • January 23, 2015 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm

      That's what they say Jason. πŸ™‚

  27. January 25, 2015 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm

    She who laughs last…

    • January 26, 2015 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm

      And the wife and the kid are both laughing. πŸ™‚

  28. MNL
    March 12, 2018 5:08 am at 5:08 am

    cracked me up!

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