Breaking News

ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and Syria, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:

The season opened today.
There is no limit.
They taste just like chicken.
They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus AND;
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by Friday.

Hat tip: Dave and Linda

  44 comments for “Breaking News

  1. January 20, 2015 at 5:01 am

    ISIS is seriously screwed now πŸ™‚

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      You know it. πŸ™‚

  2. January 20, 2015 at 5:11 am

    Just promise them a commemorative baseball cap and a couple of cases of beer and the Redneck nation will resolve the issue in record time.

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      Well we do need to do this too. πŸ™‚

  3. January 20, 2015 at 5:35 am

    ISIS is screwed now. Ha,ha,ha, Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee. Three days to go. Whoopee! See ya.

    Cruisin' Paul

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      Three days until it's time to leave for your cruise? I'm sorry you're not more excited. πŸ™‚

  4. January 20, 2015 at 6:04 am

    That is hysterical and in all truth, it probably would work. So send those rednecks over there. Sandee, you have a great day and Zane and Little Bit too. Little Bit we are all thinking about you all the time.

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      I wish I could Marg. They would get things done and in a hurry. Thanks for the kind words about Little Bit. πŸ™‚

  5. January 20, 2015 at 6:10 am

    Yep, they will git-er-done and make us all happy!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      Yes they would Sandy. I loves me a good redneck. Heck, I married one. πŸ™‚

  6. January 20, 2015 at 6:13 am

    But then they would have to get a new enemy to keep the war machine going.

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      You have a point. This is all a political game indeed. πŸ™‚

  7. January 20, 2015 at 6:25 am

    Let's hope
    ISIS menace is over now.

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      It's always something with the Middle East. Always something. πŸ™‚

  8. January 20, 2015 at 7:37 am

    too bad this isn't true….good one Sandee!

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      We can dream Kathe, we can dream. πŸ™‚

  9. January 20, 2015 at 9:22 am

    I was in Palm Beach Gardens for a work conference when Dale Earnhardt passed. Fans were lining the streets to put flowers and such on his house fence. He did have a huge fan base! Happy Tuesday to ya! πŸ™‚

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      Yep, the folks in the south are a different breed. I can so relate to southern folks too. My parents were southerners. πŸ™‚

  10. January 20, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Yep. That should do it. πŸ™‚ Thanks for the laugh, Sandee. Hope u have a great day!

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      You are most welcome Marcia. I hope you're having a great day too. πŸ™‚

  11. January 20, 2015 at 10:18 am

    I think those boys are gunna do just fine. Bye bye ISIS

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Rednecks are a tough breed indeed Tony. πŸ™‚

  12. January 20, 2015 at 10:25 am

    Pass the beer and chicken, Bubba. bahahaha!

    big hugs honey xoxo

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Yep, my kind of guys. πŸ™‚

  13. January 20, 2015 at 11:12 am

    If only.

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Yes, if only. πŸ™‚

  14. January 20, 2015 at 11:19 am

    Sounds perfect!

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      It is perfect. πŸ™‚

  15. January 20, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Give 'em some flyin' lessons and a couple of A-10s and it will be over by 5pm.

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      There you go Skip. Now you're talking. πŸ™‚

  16. January 20, 2015 at 11:57 am

    That'll take care of them!

    Hope all is going well Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:30 pm

      It would too. Scritches given to Little Bit. πŸ™‚

  17. January 20, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    Heeheehee! Too funny, and Sweetie loved it, too!

    • January 20, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      I'm glad Sweetie loved it too. πŸ™‚

  18. January 20, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    I'm betting it won't even take until Friday πŸ™‚

    • January 20, 2015 at 2:13 pm

      Probably not Ann. Those rednecks can get things done. πŸ™‚

  19. January 20, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!! One of your best…hysterical!

    • January 21, 2015 at 7:47 am

      Thanks Katherine. πŸ™‚

  20. January 20, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    I wish it were that simple. πŸ™‚

    • January 21, 2015 at 7:48 am

      We all wish it were that simple Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  21. January 21, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    The proper troops for the task!

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:32 pm

      I think so too Binky. πŸ™‚

  22. January 21, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    I bet this unit will get to it on the double!! xoxo Catherine

    • January 22, 2015 at 5:33 pm

      Rednecks are awesome. They may be a bit different but they can get anything done in a hurry. πŸ™‚

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