The Fight

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”

She says, “I was in bed.”

“In bed this early, doing what,” shouts the doctor.

“Getting a second opinion!”

Image Credit: Jim Sharp

  50 comments for “The Fight

  1. Ann
    January 3, 2015 at 3:17 am

    LOL good for her getting a second opinion

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:54 pm

      They both did bad, but she took the prize. πŸ™‚

  2. January 3, 2015 at 4:25 am

    Just what the doctor ordered! bahahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:54 pm

      Yep, it's a good doctor joke. πŸ™‚

  3. January 3, 2015 at 5:20 am

    Well done. That is really funny. Thanks Sandee for a good laugh this morning. You and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      You're most welcome Marg. Scritches to all your babies. πŸ™‚

  4. January 3, 2015 at 5:27 am

    Don't piss off a woman! Hahahaha. Good for her. And I hope it was good!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      Well, don't piss off that women at least. πŸ˜‰

  5. January 3, 2015 at 5:37 am

    Hehe then the good doctor will learn c-)

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      I think he already did. πŸ™‚

  6. January 3, 2015 at 6:07 am

    I'm the best and I'm her only one so she doesn't need a second opinion. Ha,ha,ha. Thanks for a hilarious comment this morning. Have a great Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin' Paul

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      And you wouldn't say such a thing to Mary Lou either. πŸ™‚

  7. January 3, 2015 at 6:56 am

    Of course, there will be another visit to discuss the test results. Then a trip to the specialist.

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      You're probably right about this. πŸ™‚

  8. January 3, 2015 at 7:25 am

    That was a laugh out loud joke. Thanks!

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      I laughed out loud when I read it too. πŸ™‚

  9. January 3, 2015 at 7:42 am

    Hahahahahaaaaa… nice one to begin with for the New Year!
    Have a great weekend!

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      You have a great weekend too. πŸ™‚

  10. January 3, 2015 at 8:12 am

    He's not going to want to make up anymore. πŸ˜‰

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm

      Probably not, I know I wouldn't. πŸ™‚

  11. January 3, 2015 at 8:12 am

    hahahah serves him right- a doctor should know it's always a good idea to get a second opinion! HAVE A SUPER WEEK!

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      Yes, he kind of stepped in it, but she took it over the top. πŸ™‚

  12. January 3, 2015 at 9:18 am

    Good one second opinion always helps,never know about that first Doctor LMAO πŸ™‚

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      That did backfire on him something awful. πŸ™‚

  13. January 3, 2015 at 9:40 am

    And she'll keep getting opinions until someone disagrees.

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      That's probably true Joe. πŸ™‚

  14. January 3, 2015 at 10:41 am

    I'm not going to say another word about that πŸ™‚

    Happy New Year!!

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm

      Nothing more needs to be said indeed. πŸ™‚

  15. January 3, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Haha. Served him right!

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm

      Well, he did say a bad thing. πŸ™‚

  16. January 3, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Well, he started it!

    • January 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm

      This is true and she ended it, probably literally. πŸ™‚

  17. January 3, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Hahaha! Hope the second opinion was better! πŸ™‚

    Happy Sadieday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

    • January 3, 2015 at 1:00 pm

      We'll never know. Happy Sadieday to you too. πŸ™‚

  18. January 3, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    LOL He deserved that heheh!

    Have a opinionatedtastic day :-h

    • January 3, 2015 at 1:00 pm

      I think she went way to far on this Steve. πŸ™‚

  19. January 3, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    That was right on!! xoxo Catherine

    • January 4, 2015 at 8:24 am

      Well, she sure made her point Catherine. πŸ™‚

  20. January 3, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Well she's entitled to one.
    This one gets a big BWAHAHAHA!!!! Sandee.
    I came to link a blog post to Silly Sunday but then realised it's still Saturday in the U.S.A.

    • January 4, 2015 at 8:25 am

      Yep, we are way behind you here. I see you linked up though. πŸ™‚

  21. January 4, 2015 at 9:03 am

    OK guys, watch what you say. c-)

    • January 4, 2015 at 11:23 am

      Actually most of you guys do watch what you say. We women need to do the same. πŸ™‚

  22. January 4, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    Well that was quick.

    • January 5, 2015 at 2:21 pm

      Yep, she doesn't mess around with a second opinion. πŸ™‚

  23. January 5, 2015 at 12:10 am

    With her gynecologist, no doubt….*Seymour said that, not me*

    "Did NOT!!!"

    • January 5, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      Seymour wouldn't say something like that would he? No I don't think so. πŸ™‚

  24. January 5, 2015 at 3:02 am

    Thanks for the laughs πŸ™‚

    • January 5, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      You are most welcome Rhonda. πŸ™‚

  25. LAC
    January 5, 2015 at 5:06 am

    Kudos…. I am petrified of doctors, seeing one is bad enough. Let alone a second. Hahaha.

    • January 5, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      I remember that about you. πŸ™‚

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